The Communists Are Revolting
But what else is new?
It is not an April Fools Day joke that actual Communists were behind the No Kings rallies last weekend. Neville Roy Singham, an American billionaire loyal to the Chinese Communist Party, funds more than 500 organizations across the country with $3 billion a year to promote the interests of the CCP in America. His wife, Jodie Evans, is the co-founder of the pacifist protest group Code Pink. As the COMINTERN of 1937 decreed, “the Communist Parties of all capitalist countries must fight against military expenditures”, and Code Pink exists to agitate “against militarization measures taken by capitalist governments, especially the militarization of youth.”
For in the socialist paradise of workers, militarization of the youth is the exclusive domain of the revolution. “Here’s our pledge to you, our Somali Minnesotans, your great grandchildren will still be here when that orange clown is in the dustbin of history,” Tim Walz told a No Kings rally crowd. Ilhan Omar sent her daughter to Cuba with Code Pink to enjoy the first class hotel and the only electricity generators left on the island. Minnesota is the home of the new Young Communist International.
“I’ll kill you”, one No Kings protester told a Breitbart journalist in Pennsylvania. In Portland, Isaiah Lee climbed onto the federal building, destroyed security cameras and committed other acts of vandalism. Lee, 26, was arrested. In Milford, New Hampshire, a young No Kings protester who refused to stop blocking a sidewalk was tackled and arrested by police. Meanwhile, No Kings organizers are increasingly leaning on local business communities to leave anti-crime programs using threats of boycott.
“There is only one solution, communist revolution!” chanted the No Kings crowd in Manhattan as they waved Soviet flags. “These No Kings rallies actually look pretty representative, to me, of the Democratic coalition”, Scott Jennings remarked on CNN. “I saw people flying the hammer and sickle in New York City. I saw Hezbollah flags, Hamas flags, I saw Palestinian flags, I saw trans signs, I see weirdo liberal boomers out there, this is pretty representative”.
“A well-functioning society educates the baby stuff out of its citizens”, Matthew Hennessy writes at the Wall Street Journal. “That doesn’t happen here because the people who do the teaching tend to be communist sympathizers, if not outright believers.” Indeed, the teaching profession is lost to ideological communism and this explains why our angsty kids are out in the street protesting instead of learning to read.
The No Kings rallies lacked diversity and many commentators noted the irony. “This is not for people of color to be get on the street”, one white boomer lady told an interviewer in Manhattan, explaining “they are at risk when they do that. If anybody’s gonna get arrested here, it’s gonna be a Black person. It’s not safe for them and they don’t need to participate.” Soft bigotry sets the lowest expectations.
“We need to walk in their name”, the would-be white savior said. Otherwise, “white Christian males” will take over with gerrymandering and voter ID laws, tear up the Constitution, and make Donald Trump a literal monarch. These appear to be actual talking points from a parallel Metaverse where people like this woman share them to buttress their collective faith in the political religion of woke. I know them. They are real, and really this wrong.
Put another way, the revolution is a project of old people — Americans who can remember the 1970s — radicalizing the young, whom they have relieved of all meaningful education and sense of responsibility for their own behavior. Intersectionality and diagnosis give the kids their identities now instead of that toxic masculine patriotism stuff American students used to learn. Who needs the cisheteropatriarchy setting standards and promoting merit with the stars and stripes? Better to teach them to hate themselves, their country, and civilization itself.
Communism worships weaker gods than the United States Constitution. Faith in criminals to be on their best behavior, accompanied by racialized forgiveness of crime, is the essence of wokeness. Because this god is weak, it must be imposed on the population as a necessary moral crusade, all doubts shouted-over. The more violent or outrageous the crime, the more virtue Communists signal to us by coddling the criminal and approving the crime.
Feeding Our Future fraud defendant Abdul Abubakar Ali, who pleaded guilty to a count of wire fraud in 2022, was sentenced to one year and one day in prison on Monday. Having stolen $250 million along with dozens of co-defendants, Ali has paid just $92,500 in restitution out of his $3 million share. He would likely spend more time in prison if he just stopped paying taxes. The same judge just gave another guilty defendant just six months. For capital-C Communists, this is the intended outcome. Kulaks suffer far more than criminal fraudsters under Communist despotism.
Jessica Blinkhorn is a Platonic archetype of the No Kings protester. Wearing a BDSM mask, anti-ICE tattoos, and a leather tube top while rolling in her motorized wheelchair with a man in a Donald Trump mask on a leash, Blinkhorn calls herself “the DOGEWALKER”. For some reason, a man danced beside her in a J.D. Vance mask and a sandwich board reading: “Have u said thank-u yet?”, which is probably a reference to Ukraine.
Remember, lots of these anti-war people at the No Kings rally are pro-war-in-Ukraine. Moral consistency is not in fact their strong suit. Moral hectoring is their strong suit. Ukraine is not a strategic consideration, to them. Rather, Ukraine is a marginalized community. This is why their intended support of Ukraine consists of other people’s money.
But public piety becomes ridiculous when someone like Blinkhorn, a self-described performance artist whose visual work “depicts individuals with physical disabilities in hypersexualized poses and situations”, shows up to the No Kings rally in Mad Max headgear and then complains about people on the internet being mean to her.
This turns out to be the real Ms. Blinkhorn, a Georgia State professor. Imagine what the kids are learning from this woman. I bet they are learning nothing about art from her that will make them better artists — unless they are studying surrealism, in which case she will serve as a good model for confusing and repelling the audience.
Ms. Blinkhorn has a GoFundMe. She wants to take her act on the road, nationwide. And she has words for her new critics. “I take a seemingly powerless, worthless, burdensome, fat, disabled, queer form and I juxtapose it against the end-all, be-all, senility, ferality [sic] and masculinity that Donald Trump thinks he is”, Blinkhorn explained in a video. She is “here to educate you — because that’s what I do.”
She wants you to stop and think about these politicians who need to be reined in. “There’s an undercurrent of sexuality, but that’s not what it’s about”, she insists, and you are the one with the dirty mind for thinking so. A broken-brained Epstein accusation is the cherry on this shit sundae of stupidity. Blinkhorn has “the right to take up space” and be abnormal if she wants, including her psychology.
If you disagree with her, it is because “you made the wrong choice and you fucked up”. You will not be forgiven for your heresies until you agree that ‘normal’ is bad and ‘queer’ is good, and that Trump is bad and LGBTQ race communism is good, and that ICE is bad while unrestricted immigration is good. Such a character was too perfect in every possible way to not satirize. Comedy had to happen. It was fated:
Reader, the No Kings people are telling us all what they intend to do. They are serious when they talk about running Kamala Harris again because she is the ‘qween’. All the hippie talk about war and peace and fighting racism and queering normality is psychological validation of their real intentions. They wish to restore the ideological hegemony of the woke with super-Constitutional powers of oppression and make us all sorry for electing Donald Trump.
The reason so many No Kings protesters do not seem to have a grasp on real issues is that they are the current incarnation of the late 1990s email forward from your conservative in-laws. Whereas your conservative in-laws were fun at Thanksgiving, the No Kings activist is prone to cut off family, their closest friends, and strangers alike for thoughtcrimes, such as voting for Trump. In their informational ecosystem, nastiness is the energy that makes nonsense viral. The nastier, the more they like it.
Last week, as American airline passengers met a surge of ICE personnel helping to relieve congestion at the nation’s airports, a number of cocksure liberals posted images of their most hated federal agency expressing surprise and indignity that so many of its personnel are Black and Hispanic. In fact, ICE is probably the most-diverse federal agency, which ought to make it very popular with those liberals.
Instead, white liberals question the racial consciousness of minority Americans who would enforce American laws and police American borders. They say that no one is illegal on stolen land, which is ostensibly about correcting the past but actually lets slip their plans for the future: the Communists want to steal our country out from under us and give it to other people.
It never occurs to the No Kings crowd that Black and Hispanic Americans might not like Communism very much. Excuses about safety are a cope for the fact that most Black and Hispanic Americans have nothing in common with Jessica Blinkhorn and do not share her desire for queer body positive revolution.
The proof is online, now. Hundreds of thousands of users fled the “toxicity” of X.com for Bluesky, an app that recreates Twitter in 2017, but it has turned out they were the toxicity all along. Reddit has likewise become notorious for woke thought policing. Both websites are dying because their respective ‘communities’ demand to use the platform for free, being Communists.
The Communists are revolting. They are always revolting. Both revolutionary and too often unwashed to impress normal people offline, or else too old and sanctimonious for anyone to take them seriously, Communists literally and metaphorically stink. Tim Walz and Code Pink both stink of Chinese influence.
Donald Trump is all these people have, and he has broken them. When he is gone, they will not know how to cope with it — at least, not until Singham gives the useful idiots their instructions from Beijing.