The Butcher Of Tehran Is A Crispy Critter

Couldn't happen to a nicer mass murderer

Ding, dong, the judge is dead, the judge is dead, the wicked judge is dead

Video has already hit the internet purporting to show a rescue team pulling the barbecued corpse of Iranian president Ebrahim Raisi out of the fog-filled mountains where his helicopter crashed yesterday. His death has been confirmed by the Islamic Republic, the same state which fl…