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Fame Seeker III: Breaking Boelter Bad

Ideology does not explain the crimes of Vance Luther Boelter

Jun 23, 2025
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"Heavenly father, please watch over my butthole in prison"
He’s praying, isn’t he?

In “a rambling, conspiratorial letter” addressed to the FBI and left abandoned in his newly-purchased Buick Regal, Vance Luther Boelter claims that Gov. Tim Walz wanted him to murder Senator Amy Klobuchar in order to clear a political path for the governor. According to two sources who spoke to The Minnesota Star Tribune, the purp…

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