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Interesting take.

Within 5-7 minutes it’s clearly a Spielberg film, go look at one of the first Columbo’s on streaming and you can see the intense depth shots with characters (Cars are characters too) up close at the edge. “The Innocent” did this a bit in 1961 for horror, it’s lovely.

Unfortunately, what was in a gorgeous film as you point out, was nonsense and rehash. Really expensive and fun rehash but we’ve seen Indiana on the side of a moving vehicle about to get smashed. We’ve seen the translucent plastic lab gear. Children with aliens, all of it.

One thing thing that made me burst out laughing with incongruity was the robin - I don’t know if Disney still has the Enchanted Tiki Room, but it seems to have flown straight from there through the window to beleaguered Mary Poppins I mean Cinderella I mean Richard Dreyfuss I mean Emily Blunt. It was a hideous animation, exceeded only by the Fox (really awful) and the Elk, the worst. I’ve never seen anything which aged badly in a film in 15 seconds. It’s like when you drive a new car odd the lot and money comes out the exhaust as it ages. TV commercials look better. Did nobody look at the frames?

And the child singing Disney corporate theme song - didn’t anyone wince?

The irises changing color… oh yes, “The Host”. I hope Stephanie Meyers sues.

Then finally, the excrescence arrived that was the Puppet/animation. A thing is wheeled out in what looked like a vacuum-packed store display, and then cracked open (at least nobody sliced a finger). Peals of laughter and mirth.

Was there music?

I enjoyed the film because it was great eye candy. But the story? Third in an apparent alien trilogy? Pure bad camp.

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