Sarah Denies, Rumors Persist
Aug 3, 2009 Teh Train Wreck™, The Drive-By Truckers, sarah palin Comments
Palin is a Train Wreck that has whistled past Denial Station.
The pajamas-clad liberal blogger who first broke the story turns out to be a kindergarten teacher. He still insists his story is dead accurate, even though Sarah Palin’s lawyers have threatened him with a lawsuit by name. He’s so confident that he spoke with HuffPo and laughed at the threat.
The Enquirer has already paid sources on the record. That’s not “proof” by any stretch, but it’s tantalizing. The whole Palin story gets juicier by the minute, but I am not an enquiring mind; I don’t want to know, or have need to know, the private life of Sarah Palin. It genuinely does not matter because whether this sordid story is true or not, it still makes me feel better.
If it’s not true, then it’s sweet revenge for all those lovely internet memes about President Barack Obama. That’s right, capitol-P, as in POTUS. The fringe needs to get used to that reality and I refuse to suffer fools among them.
On the other hand, if it’s true — and it’s only a matter of time before it becomes self-evident how true these reports are — then it is still sweet revenge, but for something else entirely:
