Category Archives: Weapons of Mass Distraction

Celebrity Distractions

Posted on March 3, 2010 by Matt Osborne

Share the post “Celebrity Distractions”FacebookTwitterGoogle+PinterestLinkedInDiggStumbleUponE-mailNaomi Campbell is taking up the Tiger Woods slack, going on the lam after her driver accused the supermodel of slapping and punching him as he drove her through the city. After the alleged incident, the … Continue reading →

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Balloon Boy’s Dad Is Apocalypse Nut

Posted on October 18, 2009 by Matt Osborne

Share the post “Balloon Boy’s Dad Is Apocalypse Nut”FacebookTwitterGoogle+PinterestLinkedInDiggStumbleUponE-mailGawker reportedly paid $8000 for the inside scoop on Richard Heene. Yes, it was a publicity stunt; Heene wanted to get a new reality show. But while Richard Thomas wanted to develop … Continue reading →

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It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a White Bronco!

Posted on October 16, 2009 by Matt Osborne

Share the post “It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a White Bronco!”FacebookTwitterGoogle+PinterestLinkedInDiggStumbleUponE-mailPosted by MM Thursday, all of America was distracted by a bright, shiny object. For two hours, every major news source followed the slow progress of a homemade … Continue reading →

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Anna Nichole Smith Still Dead, Sources Say

Posted on June 25, 2009 by Matt Osborne

Share the post “Anna Nichole Smith Still Dead, Sources Say”FacebookTwitterGoogle+PinterestLinkedInDiggStumbleUponE-mailJUST LOOK AT THIS CRAP! Okay, I get it. Michael Jackson is dead. That’s obviously more important than the news coming out of Iran, spineless and/or corrupt senators quietly spiking the … Continue reading →

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