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Dear Santa, Please Cancel The Pony

Dear Mr. Saint Nick: Thank you for delivering an Alabama-Notre Dame BCS final as I requested. However, I would like to modify the original request, presented here, to cancel delivery of the second item: Dear Santa, please bring me an … Continue reading

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July 4th Fireworks Safety Blog

Hey there, kids! Have fun this fourth, but remember to throw the bottle rockets after you light them. Here’s a brief fireworks safety video. Watch it before you finish that six-pack and start trying to blow your fingers off, okay?

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Best Zombie Defense

Flesh-eating zombie outbreaks must be expected in any society that eats its own. This week saw a spate of reports of cannibalism, redoubling the paranoia of our times and rekindling the zombie preparedness debate. Regular readers will be unsurprised to … Continue reading

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Blogger Looks at 40

As this post rolls, I am in Montgomery recording a protest against the ultrasound rape bill. It is also my birthday. No, I am not interested in having a party to celebrate turning 40, which is why I am in … Continue reading

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The Backwater Gospel

An animated short. The Undertaker is Death, of course, and his arrival is always a grim affair. But Death is not responsible for our actions, and we should fear him less than we fear one another.

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Ten Misconceptions

Via Reddit. Someone ought to do a series of these for political matters: I’ve crawled half the internet and have yet to find an informative video about the Federal Reserve, for example, as every video purporting to be about the … Continue reading

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Krampus Parade

Leave it to Germanic peoples to make Christmas freaking scary. Via p0pkult.

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A Badly-Needed Dose of Surrealism

I don’t even know how to describe this one except to say that it made me giggle out loud.

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Army Chopper Pilots Are Insane

US Army helicopter pilots have a long tradition of daredevil piloting under extreme conditions. Vietnam histories are replete with Huey pilots extracting soldiers under intense fire amid dangerous topography. The CH-47 is a Vietnam-era weapon system being used in Central … Continue reading

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BubbleGenius Factory Tour

You know them from the awesome soap advertised on this site, but have you seen their new factory? Podcaster Tim Corrimal checked in over the weekend with bubble geniuses Paula and Sarah, who are among the most awesome and imaginative … Continue reading

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Subtle Signals

This commercial apparently comes from Argentina. I like the absurd neurolinguistic humor. Dad slays at the end.

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