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		<title>Peace Through Superior Firepower</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 10:53:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt Osborne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Orwell said that pistols and rifles were inherently democratic weapons. What he meant by the statement is that a pistol makes a five-foot tall female state trooper as deadly as anyone else. So when the guardians of democracy come under &#8230; <a href="http://www.osborneink.com/2010/03/peace-through-superior-firepower.html">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;">Orwell said that pistols and rifles were inherently democratic weapons. What he meant by the statement is that a pistol makes a five-foot tall female state trooper as deadly as anyone else.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">So when the guardians of democracy come under fire, it&#8217;s nice to know <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100305/ap_on_go_ca_st_pe/us_pentagon_metro_shooting_25">they don&#8217;t play</a>:</p>
<blockquote style="text-align: justify;"><p>The shooter walked up to the checkpoint at the Pentagon&#8217;s subway entrance in an apparent attempt to get inside the massively fortified Defense Department headquarters. &#8220;He just reached in his pocket, pulled out a gun and started shooting&#8221; no more than five feet away, Keevill said. &#8220;He walked up very cool. He had no real emotion on his face.&#8221; The Pentagon officers <strong>returned fire with semiautomatic weapons.</strong> <em>(Emphasis mine)</em></p></blockquote>
<p style="text-align: justify;">We&#8217;ve had an amateur 9/11 and an amateur anthrax scare at IRS offices and now a random shooter at the Pentagon. But there&#8217;s no domestic right-wing terror problem.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Does it take a mass-casualty incident to convince us hate takes courage from such treatment? But never mind: this asshole is <a href="http://twitter.com/KFINEWS/statuses/10010918593" target="_blank">dead</a> and a don&#8217;t feel a bit sorry for him.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">And yes, he was apparently <a href="http://mediaelites.com/2010/03/05/john-patrick-bedells-gunfight-with-pentagon-cops-crazier-than-crazy-teabag-offshoot/" target="_blank">a true-believing libertarian</a>. Who&#8230;wait for it&#8230; who <em>tried to take on the Pentagon with a handgun</em>.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">He knew exactly what he was doing; he was rational, but full of irrational self-justifications. His conscious decision to take on a heavily-guarded government building is the description of a suicide mission. That is often the case with Lone Wolf attacks: the first rule of dealing with suicidal people is that they also <a href="http://serendip.brynmawr.edu/bb/neuro/neuro03/web2/njackman.html" target="_blank">tend towards homicide</a>.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">There is a reason why McVeigh checked out.</p>
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		<title>Morning Awful</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 13:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt Osborne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Morning Awful]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Psychological Projection]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The wingnuts are still convincing themselves the illusions they project on Obama are real. In fact, if anything they&#8217;re doubling down. The blank screen-quality he cultivated draws obsessive psychological projection. I&#8217;m giving out two worst tweet awards: Which is why &#8230; <a href="http://www.osborneink.com/2010/02/morning-awful-11.html">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;">The wingnuts are still convincing themselves the illusions they project on Obama are real. In fact, if anything they&#8217;re doubling down. The blank screen-quality he cultivated draws obsessive psychological projection. I&#8217;m giving out two worst tweet awards:</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://www.osborneink.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/worsttweetObamaThink.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1906" title="worsttweetObamaThink" src="http://www.osborneink.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/worsttweetObamaThink.jpg" alt="" width="311" height="243" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Which is why Obama is holding a health care summit with Congress, is because he&#8217;s so afraid of &#8216;em. Right. And the Democratic Party is broken because <strong>Why Hasn&#8217;t Teh Magic Negro Fixed Teh World Yet™</strong>?</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">But this really takes the cake:</p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">Nice! Hope IronMatron doesn&#8217;t drive a 2008 Cadillac STS or Chevy Express or Dodge Avenger. In fact, there are <a href="http://www.motortrend.com/used_cars/recalls/index.html" target="_blank">plenty of gas-guzzling American cars with recall orders</a>. They&#8217;re just not getting daily attention from NBC.</p>
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