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The Paranoid Universe

Last June, the New York Times took a look at the present-day John Birch Society: Yet for others, the John Birch Society is urgently relevant to the matters of today, in its support of secure borders and limited government, its … Continue reading

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9/11 Truthers Need A New Spokesman

Wait…I got it. The Charlie Sheen frame-up was to make us all stop paying attention to Sheen over his twenty questions: I kid, I kid…Just demonstrating the Samsara of Wacky, ya’ll. In fact, the conspiracy would have to involve his … Continue reading

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Teh Evil Flu Plot™

The president declared swine flu a national emergency the other day. It seems the vaccine has been slow getting to patients (thanks, free market!) and “The potential exists for the pandemic to overburden health care resources in some localities,” the … Continue reading

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The Conservative Movement is a Cult

Democracy Corps did a series of focus-groups with Republicans in Georgia and found them living in their own special reality (PDF). Having survived a life surrounded by such people, I might have saved Carville and his friends a lot of … Continue reading

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Teh Evil Plan™ Revealed

Teh Evil Plan™ advances rapidly! Our sinister agenda of advancing worldwide socialism, forced gay marriage, and mandatory abortion has kids being indoctrinated in the dastardly arts of summer camp counseling and neighborhood cleanup. Our final solution for free market litter … Continue reading

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Breitbart Stovepipes Teh Crazy™

I want some help figuring out why I keep getting mysterious forwards from a gun club in Atlanta, Georgia. Maybe Faux Noise can figure out what dire conspiracy keeps filling my inbox with the latest evidence of Obama’s secret, evil … Continue reading

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Morning Video

230 miles per gallon?! Wingnut meme saying this can’t possibly be true and it’s all a part of Teh Evil Plan™ in 5, 4, 3…

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Birth Certificates: My Evil Plan Unravels

Sigh. I confess, it is true. I was born in Kenya. It’s all part of a long and complicated plot, the details of which are revealed by this document: Now that you see how complex Teh Evil Plan™ is, I … Continue reading

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