Category Archives: Rick Perry
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Sorry, Governor Goodhair. We cannot accept these answers you gave Parade magazine: Governor, do you believe that President Barack Obama was born in the United States? I have no reason to think otherwise. That’s not a definitive, “Yes, I believe … Continue reading
You know that boner Jon Stewart walked around with after Cheney shot that guy? Guess what I have. (CLICK TO EMBIGGEN) Magic Love Hose makes comics for OsborneInk.com. He lives in Canada where he can lob grenades into America’s political … Continue reading
From Captain Coolaid “Save a pretzel for the gas jets.”
That’s right, the controversial and indomitable Larry Flynt and his porn empire are offering $1 million for anyone willing to come forward and admit that they had sex with presidential candidate Rick Perry. You can contact him at CALL at … Continue reading
Fuck Rick Perry Forever. (CLICK TO EMBIGGEN) Magic Love Hose is not a professional politician. You can trust him because of in spite of that. He has a website and a Twitter and is 60% sure how to use them.
Welcome to FOX News. I am Ailes the Hutt. I have emerged from my bomb-proof office and risked gayosexuals attacking me to officiate this, the 2012 GOP debate. Magic Love Hose is not a professional politician. You can trust him because … Continue reading
If Obama is reelected, you can expect to see the EPA issue new smog regulations in 2013 after all. If Rick Perry is elected, you can expect to see the EPA emasculated instead: “I’ll tell you one thing: The EPA … Continue reading
Rick Perry is the jerk tea parties imagine Obama to be. The president tries to talk to hecklers, and has since long before Joe the Plumber came along. The governor prefers to stab them with his finger. Via.
There was some controversy yesterday about the photos of Michele Bachmann and her husband eating footlong corndogs. Rest assured, dear reader: I am not a sexist, and the sexual is not always sexist. To me, the sight of Mrs. Bachmann’s … Continue reading