Category Archives: Officer Crowley

Guys Having Beer

Tonight’s the night for Obama, Gates, and Crowley to have the beers of their choice by the White House Rose Garden — with more press attention than normally precedes a visit by foreign leaders. As we know, Crowley will be … Continue reading

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Crowley Will Have Blue Moon

The White House Racial Healing & Beer Fest apparently going to happen, HuffPo reports. In a naked bid to avoid arugula-fueled charges of elitism, reports say the president will drink horse urine Budweiser. Officer Crowley will have a Blue Moon. … Continue reading

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Gates and The Uppity Negro

Remember the mustard nontroversy? Mr. William A. Jacobson, the man who obsessed over Obama’s elitist choice of Dijon*, posted a blog last night on the Louis Gates fiasco. As usual, it is blame the victim time: He was arrested after … Continue reading

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