Category Archives: Newt Gingrich

Morning Awful: Gingrich Geller Gambit

Newt Gingrich will blow any dog whistle and broadcast any bullshit. It takes a craven, soulless person to say things like “we are living in a period where we are surrounded by paganism” with a straight face. Yesterday, the GOP … Continue reading

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There Are No Words

No captions today. None needed.

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Life on Mars

The debate last night included some astounding nonsense about the president’s space policy. Moreover, the remarks in question are counterfactual and dissonant. From the fast transcript, edited for coherence: Romney: Get rid of subsidies. I spent time with 8 people … Continue reading

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Wall Street is Technically a Street in America

So I guess we can’t call this a gaffe from Mitt Romney. Nor is it a laugh line, because it isn’t funny. Mitt Romney is American street the way Hot Topic is punk: through plasticity, monoculture, and artifice. Mitt Romney … Continue reading

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BREAKING: Newt Gingrich is Really Dwight Schrute

This explains everything. The top is Gingrich, bottom is Rainn Wilson’s character on The Office. You be the judge! Via Reddit.

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Morning Awful: Gingrich Gaining

Newt Gingrich has overtaken Mitt Romney in South Carolina by attacking his record at Bain — and amping the Obama rhetoric up to eleven: At a town hall meeting of attended by about 200 people at the Art Trail Gallery, a … Continue reading

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Morning Awful: Callista Gingrich

Someone sent me this on Twitter last night; it made me scream. Callista Gingrich is even more terrifying, and terrible, than her husband’s science fiction-as-policy speeches.

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Morning Awful: Dissonant Candidates

Like I said the other morning, Newt Gingrich was a giant ticking bomb of inanity (Newtron bomb?). Those former staffers who accused him of being unserious were dead-on. Only an unserious candidate would say ‘please don’t vote for me:’ “I … Continue reading

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Morning Awful: Peak Gingrich (UPDATED)

(UPDATE) Newt has imploded like a terrorist nuke; ground zero is in Iowa. I knew this would happen. Newt is sinking quickly as he keeps talking. He’s not the reasonable man in the room, he’s the nut case who wants to … Continue reading

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Newt and Arianna: Lovers and Other Strangers

Let’s have a song for the couple in the middle … Newt and Arianna … This song could have been written for them, and years from now, when we’re all made aware of there real irrelevance and their shallowness of … Continue reading

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Battlestar Gingrichica

There must be some kind of way out of here. By Magic Love Hose. Talk to him here!

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