Category Archives: Newt Gingrich

Newt Is Forever Alone

Of course I was gonna do something with that thing from Thursday.

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Newt Gingrich Rageface

The photo on the left is from Charles Ommanney of Newsweek. It makes Newt look like a ragecomic, the memetastic drawings that populate websites like Reddit and 4Chan. Users make ragecomics with a set of template characters, of which Mega … Continue reading

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Juan Williams Wakes the Hell Up

Commentator Juan Williams was serving two masters: FOX Noise, which has no standards, and NPR, which has high standards. He couldn’t serve both masters to the full satisfaction of either. Now that he no longer appears on the public airwaves, … Continue reading

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Newt Gingrich Or Cobra Commander?

Check all that apply.

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Newt Gingrich Explains it All for You

Newt Gingrich is the only Speaker of the House ever to be sanctioned in office. Univisión’s Jorge Ramos asked him about his Clinton-era affair hypocrisy yesterday, and he took the time to explain how his screwing-around was totally different because … Continue reading

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Morning Awful: Gingrich Geller Gambit

Newt Gingrich will blow any dog whistle and broadcast any bullshit. It takes a craven, soulless person to say things like “we are living in a period where we are surrounded by paganism” with a straight face. Yesterday, the GOP … Continue reading

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There Are No Words

No captions today. None needed.

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Life on Mars

The debate last night included some astounding nonsense about the president’s space policy. Moreover, the remarks in question are counterfactual and dissonant. From the fast transcript, edited for coherence: Romney: Get rid of subsidies. I spent time with 8 people … Continue reading

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Wall Street is Technically a Street in America

So I guess we can’t call this a gaffe from Mitt Romney. Nor is it a laugh line, because it isn’t funny. Mitt Romney is American street the way Hot Topic is punk: through plasticity, monoculture, and artifice. Mitt Romney … Continue reading

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BREAKING: Newt Gingrich is Really Dwight Schrute

This explains everything. The top is Gingrich, bottom is Rainn Wilson’s character on The Office. You be the judge! Via Reddit.

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Morning Awful: Gingrich Gaining

Newt Gingrich has overtaken Mitt Romney in South Carolina by attacking his record at Bain — and amping the Obama rhetoric up to eleven: At a town hall meeting of attended by about 200 people at the Art Trail Gallery, a … Continue reading

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