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Mega City One Fashionistas Do Not Wear Polo Shirts

Of all the images I’ve seen from the new movie production, this one (via) is the most troubling — and not because of the exploding brain matter, or Judge Anderson’s steady poise in execution. (Trust me, the darkly-comic world of … Continue reading

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Major Barbara

This blog has willingly engaged in open controversy lately over the president’s use of wartime authority. Do not mistake this work for some kind of apologetics, and rest assured I am as affirmatively liberal in my views on the subject … Continue reading

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Morning Awful: GI Joe II

Why would Hollywood even bother when the first movie sucked so bad and the comic book has been shit since issue #41? I don’t understand how millions of dollars can get flushed down the drain like this without incurring riots … Continue reading

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Dredd Lawmaster Needs Buildings

Via. This isn’t bad; in fact, it’s a pretty hot take on the lawmaster. Judge Dredd’s ride is supposed to look like something that can go 200 miles an hour and kick ass, with a big imposing grill. Yet I … Continue reading

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Better Dredd Than Dead!

This quote from Karl Urban, actor currently in post-production as the title character in a new cinematic version of Judge Dredd, my favorite comic book, is music to my fanboy ears: If anyone is familiar with Dredd, over the years there are … Continue reading

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Avengers Trailer

This will either be an epic cinematic event or have the greatest suck-factor since Matrix: Revolutions. When there are too many characters and the bad guys are two-dimensional, even the most fanboyetic special effects won’t make me want to see … Continue reading

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Knights of Badassdom

Do LARPers really fantasize about fighting she-demons? Yes, they do. And yes, that short person is Peter Dinklage from Game of Thrones, who is almost certain to be nominated for an Emmy (for GOT, not this).

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Movie Review – “The Greatest Movie Ever Sold”

The jujistu that Morgan Spurlock employs here just about made me want to stand up and clap. Continue reading

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Towel Day

Hey, galactic hitchhikers! Yesterday was the day you were supposed to take a towel everywhere you went in celebration of the life and work of Douglas Adams. If you forgot, or if you were subject to security screening going in … Continue reading

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Exit Through The Gift Shop

I’m a big fan of the street artist known as Banksy, whose documentary Exit Through The Gift Shop is attracting controversy with its Oscar nod. Allegations that Thierry Guetta, AKA Mr. Brainwash, is a Borat-style mockumentary character have been running … Continue reading

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Dear Lindsay Lohan

Please stare at this picture. This is not the talented girl who made a movie with Garrison Keillor. This is not a star, either. Stars do not need tattoos on their wrists to remind them of their star status. Stop … Continue reading

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