Category Archives: Morning Awful

Morning Awful: God Says Beat Your Kids Straight

North Carolina “Pastor” Sean Harris gives his excited parishioners permission to punch, slap, beat, and humiliate their children for perceived gender-bending. If you were wondering where Republican voters get turned into rabid, mindless hate machines, it isn’t just talk radio … Continue reading

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Morning Awful: Grenell Goes

Despite lingering questions over the exact sequence that led to Mitt Romney’s openly-gay national security spokesman leaving the campaign, the optics are exactly what the Romney team wanted to avoid. That wedge just doesn’t cut their way like it used … Continue reading

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Morning Awful: Freedom to Hate

Pamela Geller is easily the most dissonant character in the Islamophobia machine, if not the most disgusting. She billed her “Jessica Mokdad Human Rights Conference on Honor Killings,” named for the victim of a murder that had nothing to do … Continue reading

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Morning Awful: Osteen Dissonance

Opposing gay marriage is not discrimination because the bible calls it a sin. But megachurch warbler Joel Osteen would be the first to say that expanding the civil marriage franchise to all Americans regardless of who they love…somehow discriminates against … Continue reading

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Morning Awful: Perkins Goes Full Birther

It’s not just the Southern Poverty Law Center calling the Family Research Council a hate group anymore. FRC President Tony Perkins has gone full birther: No, Mr. Perkins, there are no “legitimate questions” about President Obama’s place of birth. There … Continue reading

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Morning Awful: Southern Death Penalty

Regular readers will know that I have mixed feelings on the death penalty, yet there is no denying that execution has been applied unequally. In fact, looking at this map from The Economist, there is a clear regional bias. States … Continue reading

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Morning Awful: Florida Idiocracy

The University of Florida is eliminating its computer science department to save $1.4 million while increasing its athletic budget by $2 million. That’s right: a flagship university with tens of thousands of computers on campus is prioritizing sports over computer … Continue reading

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Morning Awful: Authoritarian Homophobia

Science once again proves the obvious: homophobia is mainly the result of self-oppressed, latent homosexuality. The latest evidence comes from the University of Essex, which tested participants for discrepancy between their overt (i.e. stated) and implicit (demonstrated) sexual orientation: RESULTS: … Continue reading

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Morning Awful: Nickelback Nugent Irony

The noon post is still cooking, and the subject matter has me listening to music matching the mood it inspires. As much as I despise Chad Kroeger, he does come up with catchy hard rock tunes; so given a choice … Continue reading

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Morning Awful: Traffic Jam on the Hill

Still rejecting the Senate’s two-year bill, the House Republican majority has settled on an extension of the current transportation bill through the election. Democrats agreed to their inclusion of Keystone XL pipeline authorization in order to move forward to the … Continue reading

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Morning Awful: Ted and Dana

There is something not normal about a person who can hobnob with Secret Service agents and then speak of the man they guard with their lives as a coyote that should be shot. Ted Nugent will be treated like any … Continue reading

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