Category Archives: Michele Bachmann Crazy Counter™

Gary Mitchell Bachmann

Godlike powers and godlike reverence. Two characters with eyes shiny enough to project their minds on the rest of us. One is destined to be reborn on the big screen, the other is obsessed with the unborn on the small … Continue reading

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A Thousand Words

This comes from Orly’s campaign website and should be official proof that Michelle Bachmann is a fringe lunatic who must be run out of Congress before she hurts someone. Speaking of which, you can contribute to her Democratic opponent here.

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Afternoon Awful

Please, Mrs. Bachmann. Keep talking. You’re doing great. I want tea party and Republican Party merging as they come apart at the seams.

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Bachmann: Obama “First Post-American President”

Craig Stellmacher at TheUptake.org caught Bachmann’s bill-killing rally. Bachmann says “some have called Obama the first post-American president” about 90 seconds in. Watch her eyes for prolonged blinking as she gets really crazy: Word-salad garnished with nontroversy: “Obama…Pelosi…Reid…They don’t represent … Continue reading

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Prejean Flakes Out on Larry King

My favorite part? She’s afraid to take questions from callers. Hello, you’re on a talk show… It’s not the first flaky behavior we’ve noticed in female culture warriors, is it? Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, and Miss California have a lot … Continue reading

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Bachmann’s Last Stand

Flight of King James II after the Battle of the Boyne Later today, Michele Bachmann (R-Crazyland) will bring Faux Noise and teabaggers into the halls of Congress in what she calls a “last stand” against health care reform legislation. In … Continue reading

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Conservative Women

Sadly, Michele Bachmann has decided that she won’t run for president in 2012 after all. Of course, the only people saying she might were the folks over at arch-birther website Wing Nut Daily, which just goes to show you how … Continue reading

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When is Michele Bachmann Telling the Truth?

There’s a moment in this video when Michele Bachmann gets too crazy for Glenn Beck, and you don’t even have to play the video to see it: If you do play the video, you’ll hear her ask of the US … Continue reading

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Why Bachmann is a Soft Target

I was catching up with Bachmann news today when I came across an Andy Birkey story in the Minnesota Independent about her involvement with a Christian punk-rock organization that fools schools into thinking their program is secular, then springs all … Continue reading

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Bachmann Stops Mentioning Census

David Weigel was at a Michele Bachmann appearance in St. Louis this weekend to record her insanity. As he writes at the Washington Independent, her speech was filled with the usual ACORN-hysteria, anti-Islam rhetoric, and anti-globalist dog-whistles: Bachmann touched on … Continue reading

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A Lynching In Kentucky

Bill Sparkman, US Census worker, was murdered by hanging sometime on September the eleventh. Suicide seems to have been ruled out. Sparkman was hardly the type to commit suicide. We know his enemies were few, and his reputation sterling. Authorities … Continue reading

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