Category Archives: Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson Was Murdered

The L.A. County Coroner has determined that Michael Jackson’s death was a homicide. His doctor will now face murder charges in what is bound to be a circus. As there will be no other news forthcoming from the MSM for … Continue reading

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Anna Nichole Smith Still Dead, Sources Say

JUST LOOK AT THIS CRAP! Okay, I get it. Michael Jackson is dead. That’s obviously more important than the news coming out of Iran, spineless and/or corrupt senators quietly spiking the health care bill, the newest revelations from the Nixon … Continue reading

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