Category Archives: Glenn Beck

Morning Awful: Beck’s Persecution Complex

As usual, absolutely everything Glenn Beck says here about his lost sponsors is the exact opposite of true. In fact, the most damaging boycott campaign is run by a law student, but he’s been conspicuously left unmentioned off the chalkboard. … Continue reading

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BeckStock Blogotubing

My one man coverage of the gathering of the Beckerheads begins! Will update after I get my coffee… Wow, a two-hour coffee break? Not really! FUCK COMCAST. These mysterious internet outages are the main reason I’m getting out of this … Continue reading

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Glenn Beck On Gay Marriage

Is Glenn Beck endorsing gay marriage? Not so much: In a conversation with Bill O’Reilly on why he avoids culture war issues, Beck admitted that he doesn’t think marriage should be a political issue. “Honestly, I think we have bigger … Continue reading

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Glenn Beck on the Republican party

Normally the only Beck I listen to has two turntables and a microphone, but I was watching Glenn Beck last night, and I just can’t believe my ears. He was finally honest about the Republican party. Check out the video. … Continue reading

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Precious Bodily Fluids

Media Matters: Me:

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Glenn Beck Annihilated

I have a new favorite anchorwoman: Via Daily Banter

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Glenn Beck’s Logic Circuit Diagrammed

Did you know that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl? It’s on the internet, so it must be true. Quick: someone get me a pimp costume, a hottie, and a microcamera! The Samsara of Wacky is a closed … Continue reading

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Morning Awful: Glenn Beck Recycles

Glenn Beck recycles the New Black Panther-scare story: Regular readers will recall this nontroversy has been dissected here and here. It strikes me there is a biological parallel in “mad cow disease” being caused by the forced cannibalism of corporate … Continue reading

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The Morning Awful

Know what, Glenn? Love of Woodstock and the space program are not mutually exclusive. And if you want to measure my American-ness by my support for NASA, then I’ll do the same with you and TVA.

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FreedomWorks Sponsors Beck

It had to happen; Beck was running out of potential sponsors. Via Karoli at C&L: Actually, it surprises me that it took this long for the astroturf front organization to just go ahead and sponsor their biggest booster on Faux … Continue reading

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Ignorance Is Strength

Beck at the commencement for Liberty University yesterday: God is the truth. The truth will consume everything that is not true. … The world is full of lies. In other words, don’t believe science or history or facts. Believe only … Continue reading

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