Category Archives: comment trolls

Why Spelling is Important

1) A sign should demonstrate competence:

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Are Comment Trolls An Endangered Species?

Article comments and opinion forums have been problematic for news sites, particularly newspapers, because the anonymous nature of comment systems makes them havens for slanderers, trolls, and paranoiacs. But comments have also been a huge part of the internet’s growth … Continue reading

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Comment Policy

According to the Supreme Court’s interpretation of the First Amendment, freedom of the press belongs to that which owns the press. Faux Noise Channel belongs to Rupert, and he is entitled to do as he will with it. His right … Continue reading

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"Ted" the Comment Troll

I’ve had to enable comment moderation. I was hoping to avoid that for as long as possible, but as of this morning I discovered yet another batshit insane comment from a Blogspot spammer named “Ted” who thinks Obama’s middle name … Continue reading

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The Troll Song

I hate trolls. No, that’s not strong enough… I despise comment trolls with the white-hot intensity of a thousand burning suns. Few things actually propel me to murderous intention. Comment trolling is one of them. Today, a comment troll popped … Continue reading

Posted in comment trolling, comment trolls, poetic parody, Rawhide parody, song parody | 2 Comments