Category Archives: celebrity culture

Morning Awful: Ron Paul Homophobia

Remember how Ron Paulites used to whine incessantly that their man wasn’t getting enough attention from the mainstream media? That seems a kindness now that knowledge of his racist newsletters has become general, but of course his fans never meant … Continue reading

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My Celebrity Can Beat Up Your Celebrity

A while back we were all complimenting Matt Damon for downing a libertarian with a verbal suplex. How times change. Sorry, but what’s good for the goose is good for Ryan Gosling. By Magic Love Hose. Talk to him here!

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Morning Awful: Roseanne Barr

Boo, Roseanne. This is a nonviolent uprising. We aren’t rolling out the tumbrils because that is the road to defeat, and we aim to win. Expect us.

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Sarah’s Sex Scandal Jumps 14-Foot Fence, Shark Tank

Remember the fence? It wasn’t high enough. In case you haven’t heard, author Joe McGinnis’s new book about Sarah Palin has a salacious sports section: Palin allegedly slept with future NBA star (Glen) Rice when he was a University of … Continue reading

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Exit Through The Gift Shop

I’m a big fan of the street artist known as Banksy, whose documentary Exit Through The Gift Shop is attracting controversy with its Oscar nod. Allegations that Thierry Guetta, AKA Mr. Brainwash, is a Borat-style mockumentary character have been running … Continue reading

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Chris Brown

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The End Of Everything

With Lady Gaga providing a clinic on posthumanist plasticity, it shouldn’t surprise us to see an attempted terrorist show up on the Canadian version of Idol. In the future, all terrorists will bomb on a reality show:

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The Greatest Story Ever Leaked To The Tabloids

In 2005, Mel Gibson granted a short interview with CBN.com to promote the kinder, gentler cut of his 2004 gorefest The Passion of the Christ. CBN is the parent company, founded by Pat Robertson, of The 700 Club, a popular … Continue reading

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The Elvis Diet

Elvis ate two Fool’s Gold sandwiches every night. That’s a jar of peanut butter, a jar of strawberry jam, and a pound of bacon on a loaf of hollowed out bread. That’s after dinner.

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World Cups

Larissa Riquelme is doing her Godiva-walk after all “as a present to the team.” Meanwhile, a single picture of her posted here a few days ago has brought this site’s biggest traffic spike in months (much of it from South … Continue reading

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A message from Natalie Portman

What’s so funny about peace, love and understanding. Captain Coolaid.

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