Category Archives: Celebrities

My Celebrity Can Beat Up Your Celebrity

A while back we were all complimenting Matt Damon for downing a libertarian with a verbal suplex. How times change. Sorry, but what’s good for the goose is good for Ryan Gosling. By Magic Love Hose. Talk to him here!

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Matt Damon Is Angry Because the President Isn’t Really Bagger Vance

By Emilia1956 Matt Damon, Harvard dropout (read: epic fail) and son of a stockbroker (read: one percent) is throwing a temper tantrum. Matt Damon is a successful Hollywood actor, which means he’s actually probably the top one percent of the … Continue reading

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Christina, You SUCK

Either that was the worst Superbowl National Anthem evahs, or she was channeling Maya Rudolph for some bizarre mockumentary. Videos below the fold for comparison…

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Chris Brown

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The Greatest Story Ever Leaked To The Tabloids

In 2005, Mel Gibson granted a short interview with to promote the kinder, gentler cut of his 2004 gorefest The Passion of the Christ. CBN is the parent company, founded by Pat Robertson, of The 700 Club, a popular … Continue reading

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The Elvis Diet

Elvis ate two Fool’s Gold sandwiches every night. That’s a jar of peanut butter, a jar of strawberry jam, and a pound of bacon on a loaf of hollowed out bread. That’s after dinner.

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Paris Hilton arrested at World Cup for smoking pot

(allegedly) More here. Captain Coolaid.

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A message from Natalie Portman

What’s so funny about peace, love and understanding. Captain Coolaid.

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Hayden Panetierre in a Hello Kitty bikini

This combines three of my obsessions. Hello Kitty, Hayden Panetierre and women in bikinis. More here, here, and here. Captain Coolaid

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