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Category Archives: Celebrities
My Celebrity Can Beat Up Your Celebrity
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Share the post “My Celebrity Can Beat Up Your Celebrity”FacebookTwitterGoogle+PinterestLinkedInDiggStumbleUponE-mail A while back we were all complimenting Matt Damon for downing a libertarian with a verbal suplex. How times change. Sorry, but what’s good for the goose is good for … Continue reading
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Matt Damon Is Angry Because the President Isn’t Really Bagger Vance
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Share the post “Matt Damon Is Angry Because the President Isn’t Really Bagger Vance”FacebookTwitterGoogle+PinterestLinkedInDiggStumbleUponE-mail By Emilia1956 Matt Damon, Harvard dropout (read: epic fail) and son of a stockbroker (read: one percent) is throwing a temper tantrum. Matt Damon is a … Continue reading
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Christina, You SUCK
Share the post “Christina, You SUCK”FacebookTwitterGoogle+PinterestLinkedInDiggStumbleUponE-mailEither that was the worst Superbowl National Anthem evahs, or she was channeling Maya Rudolph for some bizarre mockumentary. Videos below the fold for comparison…
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Tagged christina aguilera, Football, national anthem, superbowl
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Chris Brown
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The Greatest Story Ever Leaked To The Tabloids
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Share the post “The Greatest Story Ever Leaked To The Tabloids”FacebookTwitterGoogle+PinterestLinkedInDiggStumbleUponE-mail In 2005, Mel Gibson granted a short interview with CBN.com to promote the kinder, gentler cut of his 2004 gorefest The Passion of the Christ. CBN is the parent … Continue reading
The Elvis Diet
Share the post “The Elvis Diet”FacebookTwitterGoogle+PinterestLinkedInDiggStumbleUponE-mailElvis ate two Fool’s Gold sandwiches every night. That’s a jar of peanut butter, a jar of strawberry jam, and a pound of bacon on a loaf of hollowed out bread. That’s after dinner.
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Paris Hilton arrested at World Cup for smoking pot
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Share the post “Paris Hilton arrested at World Cup for smoking pot”FacebookTwitterGoogle+PinterestLinkedInDiggStumbleUponE-mail(allegedly) More here. Captain Coolaid.
A message from Natalie Portman
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Share the post “A message from Natalie Portman”FacebookTwitterGoogle+PinterestLinkedInDiggStumbleUponE-mailWhat’s so funny about peace, love and understanding. Captain Coolaid.
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Tagged natalie portman, peace, shirts, star wars, stop wars
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Hayden Panetierre in a Hello Kitty bikini
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Share the post “Hayden Panetierre in a Hello Kitty bikini”FacebookTwitterGoogle+PinterestLinkedInDiggStumbleUponE-mailThis combines three of my obsessions. Hello Kitty, Hayden Panetierre and women in bikinis. More here, here, and here. Captain Coolaid
