Category Archives: BP oil spill

Morning Awful: how big is the oil spill?

This map shows you the size of the oil spill. You can move it to other locations. If it was centered in New York City it would cover most of New Jersey, Rhode Island, Connecticut, and part of Pennsylvania. If … Continue reading

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Conservatism Washes Up On Alabama

Huffington Post editorializes: By contrast, one suspects the American public would be much happier if Allen — or Obama, for that matter — simply said: No, we don’t trust BP. They have proven they are not to be trusted. We … Continue reading

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British Petroleum Dead At 109

The last gasp of BP might have been the decision to stop blocking media access (warning: .PDF). BP’s attempts to control information simultaneously (and at last) drew the notice of the New York Times. And just like that, the milkshake … Continue reading

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Wall Street Wants The Milkshake

It gets worse and better at the same time. In a further sign that ownership of the milkshake needs to be announced immediately in Washington, Wall Street is trying to figure out what will happen to BP: Given the plunge … Continue reading

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Angry Black President

What was that thing I said about the president needing to reveal his inner angry president without contributing to the angry black man meme? We at last have a Samuel L. Jackson moment: In an interview with Matt Lauer, the … Continue reading

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“You Are Responsible For Spills”

It’s only your milkshake if you spill it, apparently. A look at BP’s spill “plan:” BP knew in all probability where a Gulf of Mexico oil leak would go; the company knows it is pouring millions of gallons of chemicals … Continue reading

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Our Milkshake

BP is doing a better job of drinking our milkshake: BP said its latest effort had captured 10,500 barrels of oil (439,950 gallons/1.67 million liters) in 24 hours and a second containment system should enable it to soon control the … Continue reading

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It’s Our Milkshake Now

The UK Guardian reports that BP has surrendered the operation: BP is to hive off its Gulf of Mexico oil spill operation to a separate in-house business to be run by an American in a bid to isolate the “toxic” … Continue reading

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Epic 11-D Chess Aikido Sword Move

Obama cuts clean on CNN: [T]he one thing that I think is important to underscore is that I would love to just spend a lot of my time venting and yelling at people. But that’s not the job I was … Continue reading

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British Petroleum Is The New Hitler

The Governor of Mississippi has been pushing his state’s beaches despite the ongoing oil debacle. Local news has tried to comply: Though some tar balls have been found on Mississippi and Alabama barrier islands, oil from the spill has not … Continue reading

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The Morning Awful

Not the oil plumes — the impatience with science. The NOAA is coing under fire for taking too long with the testing, research, and results prep: Despite more than three weeks of accumulating scientific evidence that gargantuan plumes of oil … Continue reading

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