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BREAKING: Illinois Governor Will Build High Speed Rail to Madison, Meet Minnesota Underneath Wisconsin

CHICAGO — Governor Pat Quinn announced a high speed rail initiative today that would build a tunnel under Wisconsin. The move comes after earlier reports that the Minnesota Dept. of Transportation is planning a 363 mile long tunnel 2,100 feet … Continue reading

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