Category Archives: apocalypse

Santorum, Gingrich Appeal to Authoritarians in Alabama

The Laurens County, South Carolina Republican Party has high standards for its candidates. They have to pledge their opposition to abortion under any circumstances, their support of unlimited gun ownership, and a federal budget balanced even on the back of … Continue reading

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Morning Awful: Glenn Beck in Israel

The crying clown has moved on from his late FOX Noise gig to take part in the anti-peace process, where he got heavy applause from Knesset culture warriors: [Beck] was serious when he said, “Here is the truth (about the) … Continue reading

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Morning Awful: No Refunds Tomorrow

Video of Harold Camping, 89-year old predictor of tomorrow’s Rapture (scheduled for 6 PM Eastern time!) answering the question of whether or not his contributors can have refunds when the Second Coming fails and everyone doesn’t get lifted by invisible … Continue reading

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A Brief History of Great Disappointments

By now, I’m sure you’ve heard that 89-year old Harold Camping, nonagenarian evangelical leader, has predicted that Rapture will arrive this Saturday. If you’re like me, your first question was “can I have his stuff?” and your second question was … Continue reading

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TIMEOUT

Did I mention I am working on video of 300 tea party patriots assembled under this today? They are working hard to transform the country in their image. They mean to destroy the Constitution in order to save it. End-times … Continue reading

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Two Swords Are Enough

I was selling flags at a gun show all weekend and had to spend yesterday evening catching up with a news cycle that’s finally catching up with me. Frank Rich recognized the teabag terror and its enablers: Are these politicians … Continue reading

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Obama’s Middle Name is Nicholae Carpathia

That’s right. The linchpin of anti-Obama rhetoric is a popular novel about rapture and tribulation. Let us raise a hymn: Beloved brethren and sistren, I posted this here one year ago today: Without delving into an argument I’ve been having … Continue reading

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