Author Archives: Captain Coolaid

About Captain Coolaid

Bad Heiku: I was born a poor black child, I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag. Uphill both ways.

I nominate this as the theme song of the Occupy Everywhere movement

‎By Captain Coolaid “The grabbing hands, grab all they can. Everything counts in large amounts.” Depeche Mode. @OccupyCourtSt.

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The truth finally comes out. Republicans are intimidated by Obama

By Captain Coolaid Presented without commentary.

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And now, a message from Governor Rick Perry

From Captain Coolaid “Save a pretzel for the gas jets.”

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This is a public service announcement, with guitars

By Captain Coolaid Know your rights all three of them Number 1 You have the right not to be killed Murder is a CRIME! Unless it was done by a Policeman or aristocrat Know your rights

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Larry Flynt offers 1 Million to anyone who has had gay or straight sex with Rick Perry

That’s right, the controversial and indomitable Larry Flynt and his porn empire are offering $1 million for anyone willing to come forward and admit that they had sex with presidential candidate Rick Perry. You can contact him at CALL at … Continue reading

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Chris Brown

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Julian Assange riding a unicorn on a rainbow.

Because that’s just how awesome he is. Captain Coolaid

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How To Spot A Republican

From Captain Coolaid. A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend … Continue reading

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one of these things is not like the other

Can you spot the difference? ~Captain Coolaid.

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Glenn Beck on the Republican party

Normally the only Beck I listen to has two turntables and a microphone, but I was watching Glenn Beck last night, and I just can’t believe my ears. He was finally honest about the Republican party. Check out the video. … Continue reading

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Weiner Dog goes nuts against Republicans

In this clip Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-N.Y), launches a tirade against Republicans that voted against the 9/11 Emergency Responders Bill. I’m starting to think the Dems might win this one. Captain Coolaid

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