Ron Paulite Drinking Game

I insist on adding one: every time a Ron Paul supporter says the word “fiat,” take a shot.

  • Every time a Ron Paul supporter uses states rights as an excuse for any oppressive policy, take a shot.
  • Every time a Ron Paul supporter uses youtube as a source, take a shot.
  • Every time a Ron Paul supporter rambles about the gold standard, take a shot.
  • Every time a Ron Paul accuses you of being one of the following, without actually being able to explain what the term actually means: A socialist, a statist, a communist, an authoritarian, a collectivist, take a shot.
  • Every time a Ron Paul supporter tells you they are against the drug war, take a shot.
  • Every time a Ron Paul supporter claims the free market will remove all forms of privilege, take a shot.

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  • http://twitter.com/Emilia1956 Emilia1956

    Damn, I went to UVa, where they taught the gals to drink like the guys, but even I’d be on the floor with that one!

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  • Anonymous

    Pot as a commodity=Ditch weed 500 bucks an oz. ;-p

  • Kojerk

    After this game, you could sober up by taking a shot any time an Obama supporter objects to her/his tax money being used to kill foreign children.

  • Heubler, green-felt demigod

    Accidents don’t happen in Libertarianville.  We should all move there, and we would all live past 100.  Even our pets.

  • Kojerk

    I am far from a libertarian. And “accidents”? When accidents happen so often that it becomes ho-hum, nothing to see here, off-the-radar, then it might as well be policy.

    I hold my nose on a lot of Ron Paul stances. As far as I’m concerned, subjecting innocent people to drone-death from the sky with my paid approval is the overriding issue.

  • http://www.osborneink.com OsborneInk

    You know what that sounds like? Rank-and-file Republicans who think the president has spent billions of dollars of taxpayer money on abortions-for-all. 

    If pacifism is your standard for choosing presidents, then you will be forever disappointed. In fact, even Ron Paul WILL disappoint you. He voted for AUMF, didn’t he? And he also proposed letters of marque and reprisal against al-Qaeda, which would basically have Blackwater blowing up the same children without any judicial review.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kitty-Smith/100000047475312 Kitty Smith

    Not THAT interested in alcohol poisoning, thankyekindly.