Osama bin Laden’s Emo Journal

Posted on May 11, 2011 by Matt Osborne

So it turns out that al-Qaeda’s “mastermind” kept a handwritten journal that will now be used to roll up his organization. Perhaps it’s a measure of his boredom with house arrest, but I prefer to think of Osama as an emo kid:

“March 14. Mood: :-( Just realized Ides of March are here. Wish I could stab Caesar! Cutting self instead.”

“April 1st. Mood: >:-( The guys played a practical joke on me today, said Navy SEALS were attacking. Not funny, you assholes.”

“April 15. Mood: 8^O Would rather take a bullet in the head than see ‘Atlas Shrugged’ again. Movies like that are exactly why the Great Satan should be destroyed.”

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