Morning Awful: Manchin Gun

Quick, someone tell this faux-Democrat that every single candidate I’ve ever seen handling a weapon in an ad has lost: Pamela Gorman, Bradley Byrne, Dale Peterson, and of course Mike Dukakis.

Wait…I’ve changed my mind. Instead of telling Manchin anything, everyone should just vote for Mountain Party candidate Jesse Johnson.

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