Monthly Archives: September 2010

Saturday Afternoon TV: Burn A Million Quid

When you’ve already made an artistic statement by manufacturing a number one hit and then leaving the music business altogether, what’s left to do except set fire to the money?

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Iraq Is An Operation, But Not A Combat Op

It’s funny what happened to the word ‘war.’ Even as it became a political and cultural meme, it lost currency in public discourse. See how that works? Korea was a”police action” (that wasn’t),Vietnam a “domino” (that wasn’t), and then the … Continue reading

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Morning Awful: Proper Opossum Massage

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Gingerbread, Hibbett PTA To Lose Tax-Exempt Status (UPDATE)

Gingerbread Playhouse, Hibbett School PTA, the Natchez Trace Genealogical Society, and the Florence chapter of the National Association of Letter Carriers are all about to lose their tax-exempt status, according to the Internal Revenue Service. They are among some 300,000 … Continue reading

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How To Spot A Republican

From Captain Coolaid. A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend … Continue reading

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Morning Awful: Louisiana Fish Kills

They even found a dead whale in this one: More reports here and here; also, tar patties wash ashore here and here. It’s not over.

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Babylon 2025

I’m not going to make it through today, I thought as the alarm went off. I’d been on for six hours, and the way things looked it’d be a busy six more before I got to crash in my rack. … Continue reading

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Tea Party Express To Defeat

Start with the fact that Mike Castle was the first Republican to discover the tea party was not his friend when a woman stood up in his town hall meeting to wave her birth certificate and demand the president’s, to … Continue reading

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Morning Awful: Tea Party Floats

This is so utterly tasteless I hesitate to describe it. All those denials that tea party activism is racist? Flushed now down the craphole of reality:

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Moving And Expanding

As some readers already know, I’m leaving my current apartment and moving into my future mother-in-law’s house to help my fiancée take care of her. At the age of 55, her working life is now over. For the last 18 … Continue reading

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Morning Awful: Cuba Libre (Y Parados)

Parados, as in “unemployed.” Enter Ché Dinero, hero of all guerrilla marketers. Raul Castro is wearing business suits and talking about a semi-privatized economy: Workers caught off guard by the announcement said they worried whether the tiny private sector could … Continue reading

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