Football-Time In Alabama

It is time to admit the drums and brass carried from down the street weren’t lying, that the crackle-and-grunt rhythm of the season punctuated by the screaming cicada is not your imagination. A goddess named Victory will soon bring a mighty roar of exhortation to our weekends; all shall pledge their fealty.

Giants whose first lick knocks the young hope of Texas out of the game: they all begin as schoolboys amid buzzing creeks and clicking cotton. Corn-fed kids scrapping over yards of dirt have dreams of destiny: to be stuffed with homework and protein at training-tables, to stand with legends, to raise a trophy.

Whistles and horns organize the boys. Some are burned black from work all summer in fields of endless soybeans. Nothing builds character like an August two-a-day; the wind-sprint  after five hours of practice makes a young man tougher than he conceived.

Some declare it a crime against nature and reason, but in truth they are jealous. Denounced as a kind of violent committee meeting, divided into two rival denominations and many lesser-known, this postmodern pagan ritual is our War Dance, a song of blood and sweat and tears.

About Matt Osborne

Veteran blogging the culture wars from Alabama. Video journalist, mash-up artist, aspiring novelist, and metalhead. Expect bunnies, geekery, dark humor, and snarky empirical analysis to annoy idealists of all stripes. You can follow me on Twitter, but be ready 'cause it might get loud.
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