Monthly Archives: August 2010

Is Print Dead?

Via Holy Kaw

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Morning Awful: Clueless Beckerheads

This man has the Black Panthers of the 1960s utterly confused with the “new black panthers” of Beckian fearmongery.

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What, Me Worry?

I keep hearing this refrain: there is no difference between Democrats and Republicans, and the president hasn’t shat out my insta-paradise yet, so why should I bother to vote? The answer, from my local newspaper: Alabama Republican Party Chairman Mike … Continue reading

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Morning Awful: Clueless Beckerheads

The weekend saw a gathering of Beckerheads who couldn’t articulate why they were on the National Mall watching wind-up toys praise Beck between prerecorded Goldline ads. When this interviewer asked them to explain why terrorists still have access to guns … Continue reading

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Rabbi Boteach Plays God

In response to the question as to whether suicide bombers go to heaven, Imam Rauf said, “One of the things that we are taught is never to say somebody will go to hell or somebody will go to heaven. It … Continue reading

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Football-Time In Alabama

It is time to admit the drums and brass carried from down the street weren’t lying, that the crackle-and-grunt rhythm of the season punctuated by the screaming cicada is not your imagination. A goddess named Victory will soon bring a … Continue reading

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one of these things is not like the other

Can you spot the difference? ~Captain Coolaid.

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BeckStock Blogotubing

My one man coverage of the gathering of the Beckerheads begins! Will update after I get my coffee… Wow, a two-hour coffee break? Not really! FUCK COMCAST. These mysterious internet outages are the main reason I’m getting out of this … Continue reading

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The End Of Everything

With Lady Gaga providing a clinic on posthumanist plasticity, it shouldn’t surprise us to see an attempted terrorist show up on the Canadian version of Idol. In the future, all terrorists will bomb on a reality show:

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Just Like Bush, Part MMXCLIV

Quite the opposite of Reagan’s philosophy, Katrina proved that Americans are most afraid when their government is NOT there to help. So I took notice of this White House press release on oil spill claims in the SBA disaster response … Continue reading

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Morning Awful: Arianna-Newt Side-Hug

Gee, seeing Arianna Huffington with her arm around Newt Gingrich makes me want to take back everything I said about her the other day. Not. Via Gawker

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