This was supposed to go out yesterday. But I’m the kind of person who often wanders around in a daze, not knowing what day or or even what time it is. –Da Cap’n.
Hard to say if it’s real or not. Snopes thinks it could even be a commercial for an energy drink.
About Captain Coolaid
Bad Heiku:
I was born a poor black child,
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag.
Uphill both ways.
