How to make $1000 a week with no experience.

What an average white guy might look like.
1. Be white.
2. Go to China.
3. Get hired as a “quality control” expert.
4. Profit!!!!
Companies in China will hire Americans to pretend to be business owners.
Apparently, “Having foreigners in nice suits gives the company face.”
See The Atlantic for more on this. I’m tempted to apply myself.
About Captain Coolaid
Bad Heiku:
I was born a poor black child,
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag.
Uphill both ways.
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