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Did I mention I am working on video of 300 tea party patriots assembled under this today?

They are working hard to transform the country in their image. They mean to destroy the Constitution in order to save it.

End-times were invoked, along with the usual suspects. Swag was served. Petitions were signed. Craziness was displayed. John Bircher literature and “FOX News Fan” shirts were on sale; a pimpled high-school dork asked who John Galt was. The show started nearly on time, was modeled on the southern Pentecostal revival.

Three hundred teabaggers holding the last stand for godly right-wing politics…under a monument to a $174 billion-dollar federal program.

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  • Wolfe_Tone

    Intellectual Dyslexia is the norm for teabaggers.