Monthly Archives: March 2010

Faith-Based President

The president gets prayers by Blackberry every day: The morning devotional is sent each morning via email by White House faith director Joshua DuBois, the Associated Press reports. Obama said he called the daily prayer a “wonderful practice,” adding that … Continue reading

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I Smell A Rat

Robert Krentz was apparently prone to helping illegal immigrants lost in the desert. Now immigration-fearmongerers are using his murder to push their scare-ware. But something stinks: However, after deputies and U.S. Border Patrol agents tracked footprints from the crime scene … Continue reading

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James Baker is Not an Idiot

As much as I despise him for his role in the 2000 recount battle, Baker gives the president’s foreign policy accurate accolades. Go here to watch. By not getting in the boat with lunatics, Baker and Frum are now what’s … Continue reading

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Oil + Firebaggers = Explosion

Can I just point out some things about Obama’s decision to open oil leasing off the East coast before we all poop ourselves at the great sellout? First, there is currently little to no infrastructure to drill oil in the … Continue reading

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Morning Awful

Via Oliver Willis, civilian-playing-soldier and Beckerhead Jeff Stankiewicz: ‘It’s not about Barack Obama, but certainly he’s gotten me worried and not just him… Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and the rest,’ said Klein. ‘I mean, obviously to me, they want to … Continue reading

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Obama’s Iran Intelligence Coup

I knew it as soon as Iran said he’d been “kidnapped.” From the AP via HuffPo: WASHINGTON — An Iranian nuclear scientist who had been reported missing since last summer has defected to the U.S. and is assisting the CIA … Continue reading

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$cientology

I repeat my assertion that L. Ron Hubbard started the Church of $cientology to keep his rotten,  awful, no-good, very bad fiction in print. There is no other explanation.

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Paranoia Is Not An American Value

Via Dave Neiwart at Crooks & Liars, here’s a video the Hutaree militia made in which they overthrow a United Nations command post (presumably after Teh Obamanon™ brings in the UN to keep civil order after Teh Global Socializms™ inspire … Continue reading

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“Young” Republicans Go Gaga

In a sign of how badly the GOP has fumbled its future with a rising generation of progressive youth, the “Young Eagles” who enjoyed that lesbian-bondage club in LA were all under the age of 45. Yes, that’s what qualifies … Continue reading

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Morning Awful

Bill-O does his best imitation of a cancer victim. Because he is a cancer.

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From the Department of Not News

Ricky Martin is gay. A total of zero people were shocked by the announcement. Up next: Tim Tebow spends his entire NFL career in denial.

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