Why Spelling is Important
Feb 1, 2010 Why Spelling is Important, comment trolling, comment trolls
1) Because you look like an idiot when you misspell “competence:”
2) Because your complicated assassination plot can be foiled by misspelling “police:”
FARC guerillas fail in bid to kill defence minister after spelling mistake
Colombia’s security forces have foiled a plot by Marxists rebels to assassinate the defence minister – although its chances of success were probably small as the guerrillas had misspelled “policia” on their repainted police motorbikes.
3) Because trying to insult a comment thread with a misspelled insult takes all the fire out of your trolling.
5) Because no woman should be without her pubic option:
6) Because you can’t get government out of medicine unless you can spell it:
7) Because we don’t know who the hell ‘Abama’ is, or why you think he thinks he’s God:
8.) Because shouting “death to all juice” will make you thirsty.
This post is a public service of Osborne Ink. It will be updated as time passes.
Anytime some wingnut comment troll complains in any forum that you’re too hard on them for their spelling mistakes, direct them to this address:
http://osborneink.blogspot.com/2009/03/why-spelling-is-important
Thank you.
