The Dangers Of Poor Audio Devices

Posted on December 5, 2009 by Matt Osborne
Hillary Clinton speaks:

(Inaudible) one of the most thoughtful, provocative, (inaudible) experiences that I ever had. (Inaudible) and I will always remember Bill’s (inaudible) and energy (inaudible). I also want to just say I think I (inaudible) with a lot of my friends (inaudible) and especially (inaudible). (Applause.)

Alex Koppelman proposes we all play Hillary Clinton Mad Libs.

Here goes:

(Going Rogue is) one of the most thoughtful, provocative, (intelligible) experiences that I ever had. (Rush Limbaugh) and I will always remember Bill’s (missing penis) and energy (in Florida). I also want to just say I think I (speak in tongues) with a lot of my friends (on health care) and especially (climategate). (Applause.)

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