Dear Harold Estes

I read your missive to the president, and once again feel it necessary to repeat that despite being a veteran myself, I don’t put much stock in those whose primary qualification is listed as “veteran” because what follows is generally bullshit. Likewise, anything reprinted on Sarah Palin’s Facebook page is bound to stink of bovine origins.

Mr. Estes, I’m sure you’ll find plenty of aggrieved comments about the bit where you address a black man as “boy,” “son,” but it was the last line of your epistle that caught my attention:

I sure as hell don’t want to think my president is the enemy in this final battle. (Emphasis mine)

This emphasis on “final battles” betrays you as an End-Timer. You have struck a trifecta here: authoritarian paranoia, religious clash-of-civilizations rhetoric, and Teh Stupid™.

Mr. Estes, it may surprise you to learn that permanent wars and clashes of civilizations are not in the role of the commander-in-chief as envisaged by the founders; the Constitutional articles do not contain such a job description.

Indeed, it would seem to me that in the age of nuclear weapons and wackaloons bent on starting Armageddon, pursuit of domestic tranquility would rather put the making of peace in his job description. And it is with those wackaloons that you stand, Mr. Estes.

The 9/11 hijackers thought they could initiate the End Times that Tuesday, and folks like yourself have been itching to meet them there ever since. Your fear is palpable in the letter, but so is your excitement. You want the end of the world and don’t care how many get hurt in the process.

For there is one thing notably missing in your piece, Mr. Estes: a description of how surging any number of troops into Afghanistan leads to victory. How can America win if our “partner” elects himself Mahmoud Ahmedinejad style? And since there are practical, logistical limits to how many troops we can support in Afghanistan, how do you propose we reach anything near the troop levels that counterinsurgency manuals recommend?

I see no answers, only fear and loathing.


I beg you to educate yourself.

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  • Anonymous

    Sir, I have been reading your posts for a while now, though rarely commenting. But I feel in this case I must say something. In the post above you stated that Bill Estes called President Obama a "boy". I would humbly ask you to cite your source. Is it another letter the veteran wrote? Because it is certainly not in the letter that was linked from Saran Palin's site that you linked to. "Son, yes. "Young man," yes. "Boy," no. I reread the letter, something I'm afraid you did not do, and found no mention of "boy". I even used the find option on my computer. The nearest it got was Allen Boyd. Sir, I am from the south and do understand quite well the derogatory connotations to "boy." When you take into account that the writer is a 95 year old man, there is nothing derogatory about calling a much younger man "son" or "young man". I would suggest that you do a better job reading the epistles you decide to criticize. I intend to be more wary of your "facts" from now on, and fact check them to my satisfaction. Oh, and just because there is a spellcheck option now, doesn't mean you shouldn't read your posts before posting. "I see NOW answers…" You have more "sight" than I.

  • Anonymous

    You are an idiot who can't read. Bosun Mate Chief Estes, a personal friend, never used the word "boy". He wrote "son". When you get to 95, you can call anyone under 80 years old, "son".

  • Matt Osborne

    Anonymous 1: you are quite right, I clicked "publish" when I meant to click "save." It happens sometimes when I am blogging after 12 hours spent on the road and nursing a 56-y.o. woman in traction at the hospital all day.

    Anonymous 2: again, quite right. Except that in the Black community, a white man calling a black man "son" is considered derogatory no matter what age you are. But I made only passing reference to that fact, as it seemed at the time that word would get the most scrutiny, while the key phrase was elsewhere, IMHO.

    Now that we've dispensed with that passing detail, can either of you offer substantive response to the actual thesis of the post? Is either of you prepared to defend the End Times nonsense at the heart of Mr. Estes's thesis?

  • Anonymous

    I've reread and reread the letter and cannot find any referance to "end Time". He talks about fanatic Muslims who believe that anyone who does not convert to their fanatic view of the Muslim faith, need to be killed. These fanatics believe that this will all the non believers final battle. We will all be dead. The man is 95, this is his final battle. Please point out the quotes from the letter that Mr Estes is referring to the "End Time" Thank U

  • Matt Osborne

    Anonymous, "These fanatics believe that this will all the non believers final battle" pretty much sums up the incoherence of your comment. There IS. NO. FINAL. BATTLE. against terrorism except the one in your own gut.

    Pearls before swine on this one…

  • Rob, Missouri

    I believe you have read too much into Mr. Estes's statement about the final battle. The battle he is referring to the one he made mention of earlier in his letter. It had nothing to do about end times, but about the destruction of the United States. He states that the biggest battle that President Obama faces isn't restoring our bloated economy, but is in fact in making sure that "we don't lose the heart and soul of who we are as Americans." This is the final battle that Mr. Estes is referring to. Please note all of the comments I have referred to are not only in the same letter, but all in the closing paragraph- connecting them logically.

  • Anonymous

    At the bottom line Harold is a great American and Obama is ………

  • Anonymous

    I'm curious, could you enlighten those of us who do not read your blog on a regular basis, just what qualifies you to disparage a 95 year old veteran? One who obviously has political views vastly different from you. Is it the fact that you blog? Is it the fact you've had a few opinion pieces published in major news outlets? Do you view yourself as a veteran of some exalted higher plane? therefore your opinions, conclusions, and analysis form the only valid truth. It seems you've had to explain and defend your original post several times. As previously mentioned you've mischaracterized the letter in several instances. You also seem to characterize anyone who labels themselves as a veteran as "full of hot air". Seemingly that does not apply to yourself. I'm going to assume you are a veteran of some sort, because it's mentioned on your blog. Now, instead of marching for Uncle Sam, you obviously march for the Obama army. That's your choice. But I'd say there were plenty of other prime targets on the conservative front, for your ink stained opinion pieces to go after. Choose one, there are plenty of other cards in the deck.

  • http://www.osborneink.com Matt Osborne

    Dear Anonymous,

    It isn’t the esteemed 95-year old veteran to which I address this post, it’s to the fool who thinks there will ever be a “last war” or “final battle.” It’s a hallmark of authoritarianism. The man gave forth his Tom Clancy-fueled fantasy letter with the object of getting attention, and he got it. The fact that Sarah Palin would consider this missive so important as to post it in the same place where she publishes all her policy statements (Facebook) speaks volumes to me about the network that brought it to her attention.

    As you haven’t been to this blog before, I shall explain that I regularly deal in wingnutia. I examine the viral spread of memes via email, social networks, and websites; how they infect political discourse in the open, breaking out into mass media; and how they proceed to the final stage, “Zombie Outrage.” The end-times meme is an ancient one that shows up in many of these communications.

    As for marching in Teh Secret Obama Goon Squad™, I get that a lot from wingnuts and flaming lefties all the time. He’s human and his method of leadership is frustrating, and I am perfectly prepared to talk about it. I do all the time.

  • Ron

    I don’t believe anyone finds the term “son” derogatory when being addressed by a person in their 90’s (regardless of their race). And, where do you find the word “boy” in this man’s letter? I can’t find it.

    Regarding “final battle”; we can only hope this is the last war this gentleman witnesses. For him the term would seem quite appropriate.