I’ve got it. See, Obama’s trip to Copenhagen was all about serving his Chinese masters.
Never mind that getting 190 sovereign countries to agree on anything is like herding cats or nailing jello to a tree. Clearly, Obama cut a back room deal with China and sold out the progressive movement. Behind that magnificent speech there’s a cold, calculating conspiracy to melt the ice caps.
It’s the ONLY RATIONAL EXPLANATION!!!1!
SEE, HERE HE IS SELLING US ALL OUT TO THE CHINESE! AAARRRGH
