The doorbell rang last night. I thought it would be a trick-or-treater, but instead it was a fierce pumpkin-goblin with big, sharp teeth! Scarreeeee!
But lucky for us, our home is defended by a fierce Captain of Owsla! Rorschach Rabbit said, “get out of here, pumpkin-face!” and leaped to the attack.
The combatants circled, their eyes glowing with rage. Rorschach said, “you don’t get it, goblin — I’m not locked in here with you, you’re locked in here with me!” and broke off the goblin’s canine.
The pumpkin goblin quit the field in agony. Rorschach Rabbit, brave Captain of Owsla, took up guard next to the broom in the kitchen in case any witches decided to show up too.
When the witching hour was done, Rorschach Rabbit (Capt., Owsla) finished eating the pumpkin tooth and retired to bed, having done his duty.
