Birth Certificates: My Evil Plan Unravels

Posted on August 6, 2009 by Matt Osborne

Sigh. I confess, it is true. I was born in Kenya. It’s all part of a long and complicated plot, the details of which are revealed by this document:

Now that you see how complex Teh Evil Plan™ is, I might as well introduce you to a member of my cell. I’ll begin with my sniper:


Here’s my explosives expert:


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