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Glenn Beck Fail

You might think it impossible for Glenn Beck to keep topping himself for Teh Stupid™, but here it is: a rant about sea turtles and otters.

Beck’s blowing a dog-whistle here: the bit about spending 80% of the turtle conservation money internationally is directed at the anti-globalist tinfoil-hat crowd. Lost in Beck’s rant, however, is the reality that US territory ends a few miles offshore, while sea turtles live 99% of their lives in the wetter two-thirds of the planet that don’t belong to any country.

Winguts are smart! With geography!

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