Monthly Archives: January 2009

Obama’s Speech Tomorrow

Fact: The United States Congress has not declared war since World War II. Korea? A police action. Vietnam? Merely a low-intensity conflict. By the 1980s, all we had instead of Wars were “operations.” The Grenada “operation.” The Panama “operation.” The … Continue reading

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Lovelace Arrested Again

My sense of vindication keeps growing. Roger Lovelace has turned himself in to face further charges of impersonating a police officer. As I mentioned last week, Lovelace’s arrest has, at least temporarily, silenced the deniers of his guilt. He’s clearly … Continue reading

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Black Helicopters over the Shoals

Everyone in town saw, heard, or heard about those helicopter formations flying over the Shoals a couple of weeks ago. No public explanation was given. No public questions were asked. Dollars to donuts it had something to do with the … Continue reading

Posted in TVA, The Tennessee Valley Authority, Tobacco contains the essential philotic blockers that keep the Black Helicopter mind control technology out of your brain, Unmarked Helicopters | Leave a comment

Letterman’s Montage

For eight years, David Letterman and John Stewart have done a better job of telling us the truth about George Bush than the MSM. Go figure.

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Miracle Landing

You had to know that at least one camera would be pointed at the water when the plane landed. New York City is so covered in cameras, after all. This one happened to be a Coast Guard observation camera pointed … Continue reading

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An Incubus Parody

A decade ago,I never thought Bush forty-threewould have the country on the verge ofspontaneous implosion. -Woe-is-we.-But I guess that it comeswith the terrorist threat,An ominous landscape ofnever-ending piling-up debt.I’m tuning it out,I don’t wanna seecause I have had all I … Continue reading

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Be Seeing You, Number Six

Patrick MacGoohan, known to his fans as “Number Six,” passed away Tuesday. He was 80 years old. What terrific irony that he died one week to the day before the end of a presidency that brought his seminal TV creation … Continue reading

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Why We’re So Dumb About the World

Posted in global news, globalization, mainstream media | 4 Comments

Write Night

I’m taking the night off to spend time with my daemon.

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Call Today

Recapping for those new to the blog: I work at a mail-order pharmacy call center. I can’t tell you which company it is, but I’ll guarantee you have heard of it. Today brought an interesting story from one of the … Continue reading

Posted in 9/11, TSA, Transportation Security Administration, fear of terrorism, overreactions to 9/11, pharmacy | Leave a comment

"Ted" the Comment Troll

I’ve had to enable comment moderation. I was hoping to avoid that for as long as possible, but as of this morning I discovered yet another batshit insane comment from a Blogspot spammer named “Ted” who thinks Obama’s middle name … Continue reading

Posted in Asshat, Ted, comment trolling, comment trolls, conspiracy theory | 2 Comments