Monthly Archives: November 2008

The Troll Song

I hate trolls. No, that’s not strong enough… I despise comment trolls with the white-hot intensity of a thousand burning suns. Few things actually propel me to murderous intention. Comment trolling is one of them. Today, a comment troll popped … Continue reading

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The Legend of Grandpa

This is the eulogy I read at my grandfather’s funeral two years ago. There’s no need to embellish the life of John R. Allison. He did so much. He arrived in Japan in 1945 as a lieutenant with an accounting … Continue reading

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Kevin Bacon, Star Trek, and Urban Violence

While hanging out at Bob Cesca’s Goddamn Awesome Blog Go! today, I found myself posting a very lengthy comment, on which I now base my blog for the day. Why do gun owners “bitterly cling” to their guns? Because guns … Continue reading

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Saxby Chambliss is a Sack of Sh-t

Not content with sitting out the Vietnam War and then getting into office by smearing a disabled Vietnam war hero, Saxby Chambliss has consistently fought against health care for veterans, armor for troops, and the new GI Bill. In a … Continue reading

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Prince George’s Legacy

Apologies to A. A. Milne Prince George was not a good man —And in his latter days,World leaders did not shake his hand,Much to his amaze.At G-20 meetings,When lining up on stage,They whispered of his ruined brand,And did not offer … Continue reading

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Bush and the SOFA

The Decider was in such a hurry to complete a Status Of Forces Agreement with Iraq that he made some major concessions. Actually, he kind of conceded the whole War on Terror thing. In what has to be the strangest … Continue reading

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Goodbye, Scott

The summer of 2004 was hot. Alabama hot. Sweltering when it’s not baking. The kind of hot that has the mosquitoes sneaking indoors just for the air conditioning. Even the hardiest types never go outdoors until sundown in that kind … Continue reading

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China May Buy GM if We Don’t

Yesterday I made the unthinkable suggestion that Congress should buy the Big Three automakers instead of bailing them out or letting them go into bankruptcy. Today, Emptywheel over at FiredogLake points out that Chapter 11 probably won’t work in the … Continue reading

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Don’t Bail Out Detroit. Buy It

Regular readers know my penchant for counter-intuitive thinking. Contrast the prospect of a $25-50 billion bailout of the auto industry with the market capitalization of all three automakers put together: about seven billion. That’s right — put together, the Big … Continue reading

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Timeline: 2011

The Iraqi Parliament will vote on a security deal with the United States that requires full withdrawal of US troops by the end of 2011. It’s not precipitous, but the deal would put American troops inside bases after next year. … Continue reading

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