Comments on: Creationist Biology http://www.osborneink.com/2008/10/creationist-biology.html News that's fairly liberal, but never unbalanced Sat, 11 Feb 2012 01:39:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 By: Elvis Dingeldein http://www.osborneink.com/2008/10/creationist-biology.html/comment-page-1#comment-16 Elvis Dingeldein Wed, 22 Oct 2008 03:00:00 +0000 http://www.osborneink.com/?p=71#comment-16 Do what I'd do in that situation, Mr. The Matt Osborne: Say something laugh-out-loud funny and wait for this "teacher" to throw her head back in a bawdy guffaw. When her mouth is open wide enough, toss a golf ball in there and wait for her to inhale it into her esophagus. Once neatly snugged in, she'll begin to experience what we in the Evolution-Based Community call "choking," in which -- due to poor "design" by something obviously less intelligent than a compassionate god -- the lungs are prevented the flow of air by a simple obstruction in the shared eating/breathing apparatus. Wait for her to purple up nicely, then administer the Heimlich Maneuver. Or not.<br/><br/>Repeat until your point is made. Do what I’d do in that situation, Mr. The Matt Osborne: Say something laugh-out-loud funny and wait for this “teacher” to throw her head back in a bawdy guffaw. When her mouth is open wide enough, toss a golf ball in there and wait for her to inhale it into her esophagus. Once neatly snugged in, she’ll begin to experience what we in the Evolution-Based Community call “choking,” in which — due to poor “design” by something obviously less intelligent than a compassionate god — the lungs are prevented the flow of air by a simple obstruction in the shared eating/breathing apparatus. Wait for her to purple up nicely, then administer the Heimlich Maneuver. Or not.

Repeat until your point is made.

]]> By: DRock http://www.osborneink.com/2008/10/creationist-biology.html/comment-page-1#comment-15 DRock Tue, 21 Oct 2008 03:47:00 +0000 http://www.osborneink.com/?p=71#comment-15 I'm still waiting for creationists to prove that it is a theory backed by proven science.<br/><br/>http://drock02.blogspot.com/ I’m still waiting for creationists to prove that it is a theory backed by proven science.

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