Monthly Archives: October 2008

Happy Halloween

Halloween is supposed to be a holiday, so I’m taking the day off from blogging to get ready for a Satan’s Youth Ministers show over at Old Town Tavern. In the meantime, Get Your War On! Get the latest news … Continue reading

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Is Palin Staking a Claim? (UPDATE)

Out of curiosity tonight, I checked every URL I could think of for Sarah Palin in 2012. They’re all “under construction.” The WHOis.com database shows them held privately, which basically says that some anonymous party has staked out the internet … Continue reading

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Letter to the Times Daily (UPDATE)

To the Editor: In the wake of this paper’s unexpected endorsement of Barack Obama, two letters appeared on this page Wednesday. Thank you for printing them. That page has been preserved for posterity, placed in a time capsule so future … Continue reading

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Another Shameless Parody

Remember, remember,On Fifth of November,Mudslinging and derision.I see no reasonWhy catcalls of “Treason”Should ever be forgiven. Joe Plumber and Palin, t’was their decisionTo raise a cry of “Socialism!”Three-score stories of ACORN on FauxTo call Obama’s election a hoax;Through Wright and … Continue reading

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Sarah Jumps Ship

I’m occupied writing a letter tonight in response to the awful crapola that appeared on the editorial page of my local daily, which endorsed Obama for president this past Sunday. Two letters appeared today, one of op-ed length, reproducing the … Continue reading

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Hurricane Obama

Faith holds. This storm brings more than destruction. Water and wind bring renewal, baptism, and change. No levee can withstand the flood of time. Entropy is a universal constant and history is an irresistible force. Barack Obama is beneficiary of … Continue reading

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Head-On Radio

My blogging time tonight was taken up by a call to Bob Kincaid’s radio show, where we talked about the election and ‘Piltdown Politics.’ I read a poem and had a great time. If you’ve never listened to the show, … Continue reading

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Storm Front

I’ve been hearing a storm for twelve months now. At first I thought it was some kind of psychological response to the horrors of Hurricane Katrina; but as the months have passed, the thunder sounded closer and closer until now … Continue reading

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Wingnut Robot Pwned!

I’m glad this interview happened. Not only did Joe Biden have an opportunity to demolish the ‘Socialist’ theme, he demonstrated the proper reaction to an ambush: fight your way through. He completely turned the tables on this talking-point dispensing robot.

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Piltdown Politics

In 1912, a fossil skull was discovered in a British gravel pit. Some scientists hailed Piltdown Man as the ‘missing link’ between apes and man, but many were suspicious. After four decades and some 250 research papers, Mr. Piltdown was … Continue reading

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Jo the Victim

So last night, a 20-year old Texas college student volunteer for the McCain campaign was at a bank ATM when a strange black man assaulted her and took $60. After seeing a McCain sticker on her car, he carved a … Continue reading

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