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Fresh Dispatches From The Culture Wars
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Yearly Archives: 2008
Rush Limbaugh is a Big, Fat Bastard
Rush, the big fat bastard, on WABCSpewing propaganda forth while popping his O.C.Little Chippy Saltsman loves that bastard Rush,Distributing a parody containing his fat fluff. oh! Rush, the big fat bastard, on WABCSpewing propaganda forth while popping his O.C.Rush, the … Continue reading
Posted in Political parodies, rush limbaugh
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Sex Ex Abstinence
Once in a while, two stories hit the news together and you wonder why they aren’t being told as one by the media. Today, those two stories are the birth of Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston and the results of a … Continue reading
Posted in sarah palin, science education, Tripp Palin
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Christmas Present to Myself
I’m giving myself a Christmas present this week: a vacation from blogging. It’s not that I’m tired of doing all the research, linking, writing, and coding. In fact, I like blogging for these very reasons. But there’s a monster growling … Continue reading
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Torture Serves Politics, not Intelligence
Torture is wrong, and there ends the moral argument against it. For while this truth is unimpeachable, it doesn’t settle the matter. Humans do all kinds of wrong things for expedient reasons. Now that the Vice President has bluntly acknowledged … Continue reading
Parody Power
One of my favorite bloggers, Bob Cesca, has done me the tremendous honor of posting my song parody on his front page. For me, this is a bit like a nod from the Pulitzer committee. It’s not a prize, exactly, … Continue reading
Posted in parody, poetic parody, Political parodies, song parody
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Taint Funny, McGee!
As many bloggers have pointed out, Blagojevich’s crime isn’t what he was trying to do, but how he tried to do it. All politicians trade favors for support, but this was naked salesmanship. Blagojevich was trying to auction Obama’s Senate … Continue reading
Posted in politics and politeness, social mores
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The Other Shoe
There’s a joke they have told in Baghdad for a thousand years. It never gets old to them. It’s the tale of a man who came home to his apartment drunk every night. He would take off his shoes and … Continue reading
The Shoe Incident
Junior’s ‘legacy project’ was destroyed over the weekend by a pair of shoes. In case you’ve been living in a cave, here’s the video: There are some liberal bloggers out there expressing concern at the sight of such disrespect to … Continue reading
Posted in Arab culture, bush legacy, George Bush Junior, invasion of iraq, iraq, shoe throwing
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Dear Senator Shelby
Senator, you’ve been all over cable news lately. I’ve spotted your sound bites delivered from behind your microphone at Detroit bailout hearings. You’ve been waxing rhapsodic about the foreign auto plants in Alabama, and lecturing Detroit for not being innovative … Continue reading
Posted in alabama, Big Three automakers, Detroit Bailout, Senator Shelby
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Letter to the Times Daily
This letter ran today in the Times Daily. It’s a response to a classic of hooplehead wisdom from a Mr. Jimmy Wayne Cosby. (Don’t serial killers go by all three names?) Wayne Cosby has a habit of using the president-elect’s … Continue reading
Posted in Obama antichrist, Obama smears, Obama's middle name, Times Daily
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