Rush Limbaugh is a Big, Fat Bastard

Rush, the big fat bastard, on WABCSpewing propaganda forth while popping his O.C.Little Chippy Saltsman loves that bastard Rush,Distributing a parody containing his fat fluff. oh! Rush, the big fat bastard, on WABCSpewing propaganda forth while popping his O.C.Rush, the big fat bastard, on WABCSpewing propaganda forth while popping his O.C. Together they conspired to […]

Sex Ex Abstinence

Once in a while, two stories hit the news together and you wonder why they aren’t being told as one by the media. Today, those two stories are the birth of Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston and the results of a scientific study of teenage virginity pledges. In case you couldn’t guess from the name ‘Tripp,’ […]

Christmas Present to Myself

I’m giving myself a Christmas present this week: a vacation from blogging. It’s not that I’m tired of doing all the research, linking, writing, and coding. In fact, I like blogging for these very reasons. But there’s a monster growling in my head, and I have put off feeding him for way too long. For […]

Torture Serves Politics, not Intelligence

Torture is wrong, and there ends the moral argument against it. For while this truth is unimpeachable, it doesn’t settle the matter. Humans do all kinds of wrong things for expedient reasons. Now that the Vice President has bluntly acknowledged his role in approving torture for the War on Terror, it’s time for an equally […]

Parody Power

One of my favorite bloggers, Bob Cesca, has done me the tremendous honor of posting my song parody on his front page. For me, this is a bit like a nod from the Pulitzer committee. It’s not a prize, exactly, but a deeply appreciated gesture of approval from a past master of invective. I feel […]