Yearly Archives: 2008

Rush Limbaugh is a Big, Fat Bastard

Rush, the big fat bastard, on WABCSpewing propaganda forth while popping his O.C.Little Chippy Saltsman loves that bastard Rush,Distributing a parody containing his fat fluff. oh! Rush, the big fat bastard, on WABCSpewing propaganda forth while popping his O.C.Rush, the … Continue reading

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Sex Ex Abstinence

Once in a while, two stories hit the news together and you wonder why they aren’t being told as one by the media. Today, those two stories are the birth of Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston and the results of a … Continue reading

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Christmas Present to Myself

I’m giving myself a Christmas present this week: a vacation from blogging. It’s not that I’m tired of doing all the research, linking, writing, and coding. In fact, I like blogging for these very reasons. But there’s a monster growling … Continue reading

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Torture Serves Politics, not Intelligence

Torture is wrong, and there ends the moral argument against it. For while this truth is unimpeachable, it doesn’t settle the matter. Humans do all kinds of wrong things for expedient reasons. Now that the Vice President has bluntly acknowledged … Continue reading

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Parody Power

One of my favorite bloggers, Bob Cesca, has done me the tremendous honor of posting my song parody on his front page. For me, this is a bit like a nod from the Pulitzer committee. It’s not a prize, exactly, … Continue reading

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Taint Funny, McGee!

As many bloggers have pointed out, Blagojevich’s crime isn’t what he was trying to do, but how he tried to do it. All politicians trade favors for support, but this was naked salesmanship. Blagojevich was trying to auction Obama’s Senate … Continue reading

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The Other Shoe

There’s a joke they have told in Baghdad for a thousand years. It never gets old to them. It’s the tale of a man who came home to his apartment drunk every night. He would take off his shoes and … Continue reading

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The Shoe Incident

Junior’s ‘legacy project’ was destroyed over the weekend by a pair of shoes. In case you’ve been living in a cave, here’s the video: There are some liberal bloggers out there expressing concern at the sight of such disrespect to … Continue reading

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Dear Senator Shelby

Senator, you’ve been all over cable news lately. I’ve spotted your sound bites delivered from behind your microphone at Detroit bailout hearings. You’ve been waxing rhapsodic about the foreign auto plants in Alabama, and lecturing Detroit for not being innovative … Continue reading

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Letter to the Times Daily

This letter ran today in the Times Daily. It’s a response to a classic of hooplehead wisdom from a Mr. Jimmy Wayne Cosby. (Don’t serial killers go by all three names?) Wayne Cosby has a habit of using the president-elect’s … Continue reading

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The word is ‘Taint’

Illinois governor Blagojevich wanted to sell Obama’s Senate seat to the highest bidder. Obama wanted him to give the seat to (horrors!) a qualified statesman. “They’re not willing to give me anything except appreciation. F**k them,” Blagojevich said. But somehow, … Continue reading

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